You are the most depressed, self-critical, and darkest of the UKE types. This is not truly awful, it's just who you are and tons of people only want to be your friend. If you would let them into your cold and broken heart some mending would really help. You may feel like the world isn't worth it and you'd rather just give up but before you jump off that building I hope you finish reading this because if you fall for the Breaker SEME then you won't be jumping anytime soon. I do warn you that the Homicidal SEME will not aid you any and will only end in you being tied up somewhere and crying. You'd do well to make friends with the Optimistic UKE who only would wish for you to have fun even if that's a tough job. A few last notes.. you can handle some kinks here and there and aren't afraid to take it to the next level but there is a point where you need to stop because if it goes too far you'll end up dying. All you really want is someone to show that they care about you.